That goat, I bet he wishes he lived on a different plane. Or he would if he could. But he can’t. He’s dead.
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Reason #799: The turtle of your dreams
I never said they were good dreams. What the crud even is that…nose? The thing coming out of its neck. It looks like an elephant’s trunk, except it’s coming out of the wrong place. Trunks go on your face. Not there. Stay out of my dreams, turtle. And while you’re at it, stay out of …
Reason #7,339: A torrent of nightmares
Also a NOPE.
Reason 9,523: Sharks with Arms
Sharks don’t need arms. They really don’t. I’d say that at least this thing doesn’t fly, but here’s the thing: it certainly could. That’s what the Mutate mechanic is all about. You can basically Frankenstein creatures together, making one super creature with the combined abilities and keywords and stuff. So maybe you have a flying …
Reason #7,559: Nightmare squirrels
On Earth, squirrels typically have two legs and two eyes and one tail. On Ikoria, the squirrels have six legs and six eyes and two tails. This isn’t a competition, Ikoria. Could you just chill? Not even starting on the webbing.
Reason 7,334: Stay out of the sewers. Stay out of Ravnica.
Ravnica. Listen. You have a problem here. There are terrors and nightmares in your sewers. Is that a squid? Why are we even still talking about your sewers? Get your act together, Ravnica! Come on!
10,000 Reasons Why the MTG Multiverse is a Terrible Place to Live 