Hey, Dave. Would you like some of this delicious– NOPE.
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Reason #1,622: Don’t go into the woods. Never go into the woods.
It’s a treefolk assassin. Why do treefolk become assassins? NOPE. Just NOPE. Skipping this plane too. Don’t need trees murdering me in my sleep.
Reason #314: Here’s an Eldrazi for you
Hey, look. This one has eyes on all its knees and elbows. Great places to have eyes. Yup.
Reason #1,376: If these walls could speak
But they can’t speak. That would be the wall of mouths. What is with planeswalkers and this fetish for making walls out of things walls should not be made out of?
Reason #9,662: I hate roaches
When I was a kid, my grandma lived in Georgia, north of Atlanta, and we went to visit her often. So I became well acquainted with roaches. Never liked ’em. When I was in elementary school, we went to a science museum once. They had an exhibit with cockroaches that they’d trained to play basketball. …
Reason #1,041: Mouths don’t belong there.
NOPE.
Reason #3,889: Lightning Skelemental
Lightning skeleton elementals? What is wrong with the weather here?!?
Reason #1,375: Wall of Blood
NOPE.
Reason #17: Flying Sharks
Hmmm. What’s that there is the background? FLYING SHARKS. Or maybe they just got launched? You know, it doesn’t matter. Sharks are bad enough in the water. That’s a lot of sharks where they really don’t belong. Count me out.