So am I jumping to conclusions? A little. Is that something MTGMultiverse denizens would do? Highly likely. Would I trust any jewelry-makers from Phyrexia? Absolutely not.
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Reason #2,914: Another place I don’t want to live
Or be anywhere near at all. Yikes. It’s like the MTG Multiverse is a giant magnet for crazy junk like this, especially locations with higher populations.
Reason #7,639: Hold my quicksilver mug.
What did I just say? You know, what? Nevermind.
Reason #7,638: Can we stop making things out of mercury?
Especially things that are already very scary and dangerous?
Reason #5,641: Dress code violation
These people look more like they’re on their way to an aerobics class, not getting ready to fight a war (also, look at that sword[?] in her hand. What is up with that? Seems like you’re just asking to break your thumb with that thing). And let’s be honest. The MTG Multiverse is a pretty …
Reason #7,349: Mouth knives
I just want to point out that this fellow is running with a knife in his mouth. And the blade edge of that knife is pointing inward.
Reason #1,643: It’s a tree made of swords.
Literal swords. Why is this tree made of swords? How is this tree made of swords? I don’t know. What the crud?
Reason #6,191: That’s a bad way to go
Yup. Bad way to go for sure.
Reason #5,271: Which other planes aren’t safe?
That was a trick question. It’s all of them. This thing lives on Kamigawa.
Reason #751: Could we, uh…go back to playing with knives?
Oh dear.
10,000 Reasons Why the MTG Multiverse is a Terrible Place to Live 