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Reason #5,101: Let’s make jewelry out of mercury.

So am I jumping to conclusions? A little. Is that something MTGMultiverse denizens would do? Highly likely. Would I trust any jewelry-makers from Phyrexia? Absolutely not.

Reason #5,641: Dress code violation

These people look more like they’re on their way to an aerobics class, not getting ready to fight a war (also, look at that sword[?] in her hand. What is up with that? Seems like you’re just asking to break your thumb with that thing). And let’s be honest. The MTG Multiverse is a pretty …