Based on the testimony of Vervamon the Elder, I’m gonna assume this thing eats people. This is Dominaria.
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Reason #957: More knives?
I don’t know what this thing is or what it’s doing with those knives, but I’m betting it isn’t safe. Stop it.
Reason #745: Too many knives
I’m just gonna throw it out there and say this doesn’t look very safe. This guy is definitely running with very sharp objects. To his credit, he does appear to be keeping them with the blade pointed down. But still. I’m counting maybe 25 knives this dude is openly carrying on his person? Can you …
10,000 Reasons Why the MTG Multiverse is a Terrible Place to Live 