A vampire dragon. On Kaldheim. How does a vampire dragon make any sense on this plane? What did you do, Kaldheim? Rent this joker from Innistrad or something? Stay in your lane!
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Reason #868: Eaten by locusts
The locust swarm just ate through the magical energy barrier protecting the city from the desert beyond.
Reason #2,215: No holes in the world, please.
Who comes up with these ideas? Can we talk about this? Do we really need a hole in the world that bad? I mean, what could be so terrible that we need to put a hole in the… Oh, crud.
Reason #257: This is bad
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10,000 Reasons Why the MTG Multiverse is a Terrible Place to Live 