A vampire dragon. On Kaldheim. How does a vampire dragon make any sense on this plane? What did you do, Kaldheim? Rent this joker from Innistrad or something? Stay in your lane!
The locust swarm just ate through the magical energy barrier protecting the city from the desert beyond.
Who comes up with these ideas? Can we talk about this? Do we really need a hole in the world that bad? I mean, what could be so terrible that we need to put a hole in the… Oh, crud.