This is not better. What’s worse than being stepped on? Getting lit on fire, then stepped on. All while beset by ‘elemenal mayhem’. Who in their right mind would want any part of this?
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Reason #3,683: Speaking of explosions…
This dude’s sword is exploding? Also ouch. Also not normal. Swords aren’t supposed to do that.
Reason #3,682: Why is this squirrel’s tongue exploding?
Looks painful. And not normal.
Reason #6,191: That’s a bad way to go
Yup. Bad way to go for sure.
Reason #5,000: Kind of sums up life in the MTG Multiverse
Some dude with glowing white eyes shocking us with mind-lightning.
Reason #5,861: Heads weren’t meant to bend that way.
Have you ever seen a head bend like that? I’ve never seen a head like that. This looks painful.
Reason #1,586: Too hot
Ouch.
Reason #833: A literal giant in the sky dropping big sharp objects
Haven’t heard much from Lorwyn so far, but this faerie kingdom doesn’t mess around. No creepy zombies. No weird things messing with your soul. No vampires or blood rituals. Not even some freaky monster with too many teeth. Nope. Just a very large man trying to hit you with a very sharp stick.
Reason #4,303: Azax-Azog does not sound like a nice person
Phyrexian government recruiting poster? I’ll pass, thanks.
10,000 Reasons Why the MTG Multiverse is a Terrible Place to Live 