This is not better. What’s worse than being stepped on? Getting lit on fire, then stepped on. All while beset by ‘elemenal mayhem’. Who in their right mind would want any part of this?
This dude’s sword is exploding? Also ouch. Also not normal. Swords aren’t supposed to do that.
Looks painful. And not normal.
Yup. Bad way to go for sure.
Some dude with glowing white eyes shocking us with mind-lightning.
Have you ever seen a head bend like that? I’ve never seen a head like that. This looks painful.
Haven’t heard much from Lorwyn so far, but this faerie kingdom doesn’t mess around. No creepy zombies. No weird things messing with your soul. No vampires or blood rituals. Not even some freaky monster with too many teeth. Nope. Just a very large man trying to hit you with a very sharp stick.
Phyrexian government recruiting poster? I’ll pass, thanks.