Reason #5,101: Let’s make jewelry out of mercury.

So am I jumping to conclusions? A little. Is that something MTGMultiverse denizens would do? Highly likely. Would I trust any jewelry-makers from Phyrexia? Absolutely not.

Reason #3,317: The end is near?

Oh, hey there. So you’re the Realm Eater? Is that some sort of world-ending, apocalyps monster? If you’re going to eat the world, do you think you could make sure to get Vorinclex while your at it? I mean, he is part of this world, at this moment. Just watch out for that Phyrexian oil; …

Reason #3,312: NOT NOW, VORINCLEX.

Get in line, buddy! We’ve got enough junk going on here on Kaldheim, already! I do not have time for your Phyrexian nonsense right now. Good grief, we still haven’t even dealt with the trolls yet. Hey, Arni! Do you know where I can find a Phyrexian-to-English dictionary around here?

Reason #6,619: Extending social services

I know he’s a goblin, but I do feel sorry for Gerkk. That’s a phyrexian infection there. Those never end well. A good start for expanding social services for goblins might involve an education program. Like phyrexians: don’t go near them. Phyrexian ichors: don’t touch it. Easy messages right? Very much in line with “don’t …

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