Not that I’d put it beyond the MTG Multiverse to poop out some living nightmare like this, but after thinking about this one, part of me thinks someone just glued a bunch of teeth to a fiberglass frame. (As we well know, the MTG Multiverse isn’t lacking in sources of such teeth.) I mean, where …
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Reason #3,303: –night soil.
Night soil.
Reason #3,302: We certainly wouldn’t want to do anything to provoke them.
Well–
Reason #2,002: No amount of salt will save you.
This is the MTG Multiverse, so of course they mean this literally, right? Right. Well, poop.
Reason #5,220: Y’all do know what night soil is, right?
It’s poop. If you didn’t know, now you do; so you don’t need to google it. This is a poop ghost. Please, don’t google ‘night soil’.
Reason 9,523: Sharks with Arms
Sharks don’t need arms. They really don’t. I’d say that at least this thing doesn’t fly, but here’s the thing: it certainly could. That’s what the Mutate mechanic is all about. You can basically Frankenstein creatures together, making one super creature with the combined abilities and keywords and stuff. So maybe you have a flying …
10,000 Reasons Why the MTG Multiverse is a Terrible Place to Live 