I’m looking at a lot of overgrowth here, and I’m also looking at some fires that are really started to get going. This place is about to get torched. Do you think the Gruul know how to do a controlled burn? If they do, do you think they’d ever actually do one? In fact, I’m …
Tag Archives: Rakdos
Reason #8,925: This is not sustainable.
Where do they get all that blood? They’re putting these shows on every night, right? You’re going to run out of people to kill eventually. Maybe they reuse the blood. That’s gross.
Reason #8,043: I don’t care what it is or what you use it for.
You’re still banned, Rakdos! Get it out of here!
Reason #7,836: Rakdos–
Reason #7,835: I don’t care that you’re a drake.
Your name says Rakdos; that means you’re banned. Want to get unbanned? Join another guild.
Reason #7,834: No trumpeting
Why? Cause you’ve been banned! Stop it!
Reason #7,833: Rakdos Augermage
What’s that? You’re from the Rakdos cult? Guess what! You’ve been banned!
Reason #7,832: First, it’s called an ‘ickspitter.’
I’m going to say this upfront: DO NOT EAT TIDE PODS OR FEED THEM TO OTHER PEOPLE OR ANIMALS. Now that that’s out of the way, it’s spitting ick. Maybe feeding this thing some Tide Pods would help clean it up? I don’t know. I admit I’m kind of grasping at straws here. This thing …
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Reason #3,391: Common sense
We do all understand that emulating the Rakdos cult is bad, right? Also, how have they not just themselves out of existence?
Reason #7,739: Everything’s on fire.
Everything’s always on fire here. Also the fire is laughing at you.