10,000 Reasons Why the MTG Multiverse is a Terrible Place to Live
MTG is fun. The MTG Multiverse is not.
Here’s a hint: there are three rats. Do you see it? Yes, the combination of animation with an advanced state of decay is unnatural, but they all exhibit this characteristic. It’s the eyes. The rat on the right has more eyes than the other two rats. Why do you have four-eyed rats, MTG Multiverse? You’re …
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I feel like that…dog(?) probably wouldn’t make a very good pet. Especially if your house was made of wood. Or straw. Or paper. Or anything flammable. Actually, I think it might be a rat? Just looking at the tail. Honestly though, I’ve never seen a dog or a rat that breathed fire. Throws off my …
How many people do you know who’d say they want to be the ‘soggy rat’ in this relationship? That’s the problem though: the deadeye rig-hauler doesn’t care what you want to be. And if I’m being honest, I’m just not that tough. I’d probably end up the soggy rat. Which is one reason I’m not …
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Rats are not supposed to be on fire.
You have what? Rat ninjas? And they have lots of sharp things. Good job, Kamigawa. Good job.
10,000 Reasons Why the MTG Multiverse is a Terrible Place to Live 