I don’t actually know what the Fountain of Cho is. Thing is though, I read about this wall, and I read about these waters, and I just immediately think these waters are probably mixed with toxic, subterranean ichor, or maybe the spirits of the damned, or someone’s blood. I think we need to talk about …
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Reason #3,722: Everyone wants to be the pirate.
How many people do you know who’d say they want to be the ‘soggy rat’ in this relationship? That’s the problem though: the deadeye rig-hauler doesn’t care what you want to be. And if I’m being honest, I’m just not that tough. I’d probably end up the soggy rat. Which is one reason I’m not …
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Reason #2,449: Braingeyser
What even is going on here? Is this a metaphor? I don’t trust you, MTG Multiverse.
10,000 Reasons Why the MTG Multiverse is a Terrible Place to Live 