Right. So. The promised paradise beyond the gates to the afterlife is actually just more barren desert full of monsters. The scorpion god killed Rhonas, Kefnet, and Oketra. All the gods are actually related, so we’re getting some hard-core fratricide and sororicide going on here. We had a locus god bring a swarm of locusts …
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Reason #867: Did I mention that the river turned to blood?
Cause yeah, the river turned to blood. Why not? We have locusts. The gods are murdering each other. What else you got, Amonkhet?
10,000 Reasons Why the MTG Multiverse is a Terrible Place to Live 