A river of fire, you say? I wonder what would happen if I introduced this guy to Vorinclex. Maybe we could get them into that giant hole in the ground together. Hmmmmm…
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Reason #873: Did you catch all that?
Right. So. The promised paradise beyond the gates to the afterlife is actually just more barren desert full of monsters. The scorpion god killed Rhonas, Kefnet, and Oketra. All the gods are actually related, so we’re getting some hard-core fratricide and sororicide going on here. We had a locus god bring a swarm of locusts …
Reason #867: Did I mention that the river turned to blood?
Cause yeah, the river turned to blood. Why not? We have locusts. The gods are murdering each other. What else you got, Amonkhet?
Reason #1,912: Myths of the Multiverse
Considering the nature of the MTG Multiverse, it seems more likely to me that the events depicted in this story are not figurative or metaphoric or whatever. We’re dealing with a literal river of tears. This is great.
10,000 Reasons Why the MTG Multiverse is a Terrible Place to Live 