Oh yeah! An army of angels. They definitely look like they mean to settle things peacefully. No one’s going to die. Nothing’s going to get destroyed. Sure, come on in. We got plenty of room.
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Reason #6,208: Hey, look! More piracy!
That fellow in the purple robe looks like he’s having buckets of fun right now. Hooray for pirates!
Reason 3,922: A really bad deal
Guessing that little fellow there is Yawgmoth. Guessing he’s about to make this simple trade with this mad god. This is going to end well.
Reason #5,863: Look. Another zombie. His name is Haakon.
Definitely didn’t have enough zombies in my life. Sure glad you came along, Haakon.
Reason 3,813: The Ashmouth
According to the MTG Wiki, the Ashmouth is a demonic gateway, taking the form of a magmatic chasm (hence the card name) in the Geier Reach Mountains of the province of Stensia on the plane of Innistrad. Now don’t get me wrong, I’m as big a fan of fiery hell-pits as the next guy (that …