They blot out the sun. For five days. And they yell the entire time. I gotta ask: why in the world did Nicol Bolas want to conquer this plane? This place is stupid. Why would anyone want to live here? Ravnica is stupid! Nicol Bolas is stupid! This whole stupid multiverse is stupid! … I’m …
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Reason #1,838: Screaming in harmony
It’s a choir of banshees. Sure.
Reason #6,081: Bad ideas with a side of bad ideas
Who in their right mind says, “You know what I need? A horn that projects screaming ghosts when I blow it.” Why is there so much screaming around here? Oh right. Cause THE MTG MULTIVERSE IS A TERRIBLE PLACE TO LIVE.
Reason #2,392: A book with a screaming face on the cover
NOPE
10,000 Reasons Why the MTG Multiverse is a Terrible Place to Live 