Oh hey, that’s what was coming through the breach. I’m sorry, Harry. Just…get out of there. Go home to England. France is done. The world is done. … Come on, Innistrad! You saw what the Eldrazi did to Zendikar! You really should have known better!
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Reason #7,944: Cry ‘Havoc,’ and let slip the…uh…
Hydroid…krasii? What even is that? And ‘Havoc is a small price to pay for data.’ What kind of sociopath are we dealing with here? Ravnica. Seriously.
Reason #7,228: Once more unto the breach, dear friends! Or not. Actually, I think I’m good
Just a hunch, but I suspect if Henry V had run into…whatever that is at the siege of Harfleur, he probably would have turned right around and sailed back to England. I would fully support his decision. What even is that thing? Again, please don’t answer that.
Reason #46: Cannibalism
I know that’s not what they were going for, but I’m having some Titus Andronicus flashbacks here. We all know by now that the original Grimm’s Fairy Tales are not kid-friendly. MTG’s new October 2019 expansion, Throne of Eldraine, is pulling no punches in that regard. And, if we’re sticking to the source material, I …
10,000 Reasons Why the MTG Multiverse is a Terrible Place to Live 