Reason #3,944: This crocodile has horns.

Because normal crocodiles clearly didn’t have enough sharp bits. Also, why are the horns curved to point almost directly at the croc’s eyes? From an evolutionary perspective, I fail to see the advantage.

Reason #8,231: Is this really a leech?

I’m no biologist, but that does not look like the mouth of a creature that merely wants to suck your blood. It looks more like the pierce your flesh/slice you up/swallow you down variety. It is admittedly hard to get a good sense of scale just from the picture, so maybe it’s very small. Based …

Reason #748: Why do you need a ‘kill-suit’?

Especially one that may well be just as much of a threat to the wearer as anyone else? I just told y’all you shouldn’t be running around with so many knives. I JUST told you. I don’t think they’re listening to me.

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