I’m trying to imagine the decision-making process that resulted in this thing. “All right, everyone. We’re behind on our spawning quotas for the quarter. We need some ideas, now. What do we have? Anyone? Come on, anything you got. We’re just brainstorming here. No bad ideas.” “What if we fused an octopus and a shark …
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Reason #7,944: Cry ‘Havoc,’ and let slip the…uh…
Hydroid…krasii? What even is that? And ‘Havoc is a small price to pay for data.’ What kind of sociopath are we dealing with here? Ravnica. Seriously.
Reason #747: Wait, THAT’S where those knives come from?
So, I really would not want to run into this guy in a dark alley. Or in the middle of the street. Or really anywhere. That’s a whole lot of sharp stuff with wings, and just a hunch, but I doubt he’s just looking for a hug. But guys. This is where the Rakdos get …
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10,000 Reasons Why the MTG Multiverse is a Terrible Place to Live 