What did I just say? Ok. Maybe if we just leave them alone, they’ll go back to sleep.
It’s a troll. Please don’t wake it up.
Aren’t they just the coolest? Everyone loves vampires. That guy on the table loves vampires. Don’t you buddy? What’s that? Speak up, I can’t hear you. Huh. Must’ve fallen a asleep or something.
No room for discussion either, I guess. Ideological debates aside, why are we taking such a hard line here? There’s something terrible out there, right? We’re not just crazed zealots here? Oh wait. Maybe we’re crazed zealots, and there’s something terrible out there compelling this ideological position. This is the MTG Multiverse. Clearly it’s both.