spirits – 10,000 Reasons Why the MTG Multiverse is a Terrible Place to Live

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Reason #1,278: It’s a flower with a face vomiting flowers.

Right. And there are flying jellyfish? Where am I, and how did I get here?

Reason #1,684: What do you get when you cross a ghost with a corpse?

Hey look, more reanimated corpses. But this time we took a disembodied spirit and jammed it in a dead body that was not its own. Does this seem like a good idea to anyone? What are we even trying to accomplish here?

Reason #1,161: A matter of preference

Not really sure what’s going on here or why. I will say this though: I’m pretty sure that if I had a keyhole in the side of my head, and it opened up my face, and I found a weird gazebo-maze-thing with spirit birds inside, I would not be very happy about it. Just sayin’.