But did you listen? No. “Let’s go on a quest,” you said. “Let’s have an adventure,” you said. “It will be fun.” Well, guess what. You found this. In the woods. Where you went, where I told you not to go. This one’s on you. I wash my hands of this.
If you go down in the woods today, you’re in for a big surprise. If you go down in the woods today, the moss will melt off your flesh.