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Reason #3,683: Speaking of explosions…
This dude’s sword is exploding? Also ouch. Also not normal. Swords aren’t supposed to do that.
Reason #5,641: Dress code violation
These people look more like they’re on their way to an aerobics class, not getting ready to fight a war (also, look at that sword[?] in her hand. What is up with that? Seems like you’re just asking to break your thumb with that thing). And let’s be honest. The MTG Multiverse is a pretty …
Reason #1,643: It’s a tree made of swords.
Literal swords. Why is this tree made of swords? How is this tree made of swords? I don’t know. What the crud?
Reason #1,371: That’s a lot of swords
This card has appeared in twelve different MTG sets, so I think it’s safe to say that sword walls aren’t just one-offs in the MTG Multiverse. Aside from the fact that these aren’t exactly rarities, I think their existence raises a rather obvious and disturbing question, namely: Why exactly did the builders of the Wall …
10,000 Reasons Why the MTG Multiverse is a Terrible Place to Live 