Reason #4,887: Doubt. No benefit. Not apologizing.

I admit, any indictments I made of this guy at the moment might well be unfounded. Maybe this guy is a legitimate businessman, who acquired his product legally and humanely, and he’s filling a valuable niche in the Innistrad economy. But ya know what, MTG Multiverse? You lost the benefit of the doubt with me …

Reason #2,923: What’s a Thrinax?

A lizard. That produces fungal spores when it dies. Is this how the thrinax reproduces? Will those spores eventually grow into new thrinaxes? Thrinaxi? Thrinax? What is the plural of thrinax? I don’t know. What I do know is that I’ll pass on being the predator to the thrinax’s prey. Those teeth. Someone else can …

Reason #4,009: Speaking of places to not go into…

Does anyone else notice the eyes in there? Or the teeth? Or the howling? No? Just me? Okay, that’s cool. Y’all go on in. Have fun. I’m just gonna be somewhere else. Like maybe a different multiverse.

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