Where do they get all that blood? They’re putting these shows on every night, right? You’re going to run out of people to kill eventually. Maybe they reuse the blood. That’s gross.
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Reason #7,509: Now you’re just trying to get attention.
Really, MTG Multiverse? That’s just gross. You’ve got our attention now. Good job. Hope you’re happy, cause it earned you a spot on the list.
Reason #5,270: Maybe we should check in on Zendikar.
After all, there’s a new expansion coming out on the plane of Zendikar. Couldn’t hurt to see what’s new on that plane, right? Let’s take a look. Oh! Oh my! What is that, and what’s it doing to his head? Nope. Nope. Not this plane. Taking the first train out of here.
Reason #2,991: My stomach just turned a little.
Oh, that’s gross. And probably unsanitary. So many corpses. So much touching…
Reason #3,920: A wound in the universe
So you’re telling me that black stuff seeping out the tomb here is Yawgmoth’s blood? That’s A LOT of blood. Who was this character? Probably some horrible, giant monster from space or something. Probably, I dunno, has acid spit. Just trying to picture what could cause a “wound in the universe” per se. Sounds real …
Reason #2,776: More bad weather
Looks gross. Sounds gross. Probably feels gross, or worse. Wouldn’t surprise me if it melts your flesh or gives you some disease. The weather here is just messed up.
Reason #7,357: More places I don’t want to visit
Dessert? The dead? Decor? Places like this just seem to speak for themselves in my mind. This does not look sanitary. As if that was the biggest issue here.
Reason #7,933: Unregulated blood transfusions
So I’ll admit I’m making a few assumptions here. But. His name is Vilis (vile? Anyone?). He’s a demon. I mean, I don’t actually know what he’s doing with that blood he’s brokering, but…it seems to me like contracts sealed in blood usually don’t favor the person giving away the blood. Also observe that Vilis’s …
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10,000 Reasons Why the MTG Multiverse is a Terrible Place to Live 