I mean, I get it. I’m probably being narrow minded. Or something. There are any number of reasons why I might be the problem here. But…we have a giant man-thing made of paper birds(?) floating upside-down. It has no face. Water is coming out of the hole in its head, flowing through the roof of …
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Reason #6,951: What are you doing with those knives?
You do realize how suspicious all of this looks, right? The knives. That thing in your hand that looks like an organ. Oh yeah, and the ghosts.
Reason #4,056: The people here are scary too.
On Eldraine, it’s not just the monsters you have to worry about. Here’s a guy suplexing a bear. Also, that bear’s head cracked that rock, not the other way around. Also, that guy looks like he’s wearing plate; I don’t think plate is supposed to bend like that. Are these things normal? Should I not …
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Reason #3,405: Now cats are ruined too.
Cat demons. Why would you want a cat demon? Remember our previous discussion about cults and demons and the like? Take a look at this cat demon. You think it’s a nice cat demon? Well, for starts, when it enters play, the exploit mechanic triggers. What do you do? You sacrifice a creature. What happens …
Reason #663: Laser eyes
Most of the time, I’d say, “Sure, you want laser eyes? That’s cool. If that’s what you want.” However. This is the MTG Multiverse, and usually when stuff gets changed here, it’s not for the better. Or it’s not what you want or think you’re getting. What is the Mirari and why does it make …
Reason #7,551: Why is this island floating?
Um. Zendikar? What did you do to physics? Something’s not right here.
10,000 Reasons Why the MTG Multiverse is a Terrible Place to Live 