Was this one of them? Cause I get the impression this one probably isn’t looking to preserve the well-being of others. Also, it’s still not a god. Also, your gods are still lame.
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Reason #7,731: Regression
Let me get this straight. We’re worshiping angels now? You do realize that’s a step DOWN from gods, right? And just to remind you, the gods around here are pretty terrible. Also, they’re weak; they can’t planeswalk. And you’re telling me that you want to worship something LOWER in the order of creation. Were the …
Reason #5,822: Puny gods
If Xenagos is right here, then the gods of Theros are pretty lame. And I guess he’d know, cause he probably knows how he ‘found’ godhood in the first place. Gods whose existence is dependent on the sentiments of mortals? Please. That’s some serious JV league divinity there.
Reason #852: Are your gods benevolent?
Let’s ask Amonkhet. Here is Kefnet, the god of knowledge. This could be ok, right?
Reason #1,669: Sheoldred
Sheoldred. As in ‘Sheol’–the ancient Hebrew destination for the dead–plus ‘dread’–or to fear? Is that what we’re going for here? Not exactly subtle. I have no idea what this is a picture of.
10,000 Reasons Why the MTG Multiverse is a Terrible Place to Live 