We haven’t met Kroxa yet, have we? This is Kroxa. He’s from the plane of Theros. This is another plane that I don’t want to visit. I don’t want to visit it, because Kroxa lives there. I’m pretty sure he wants to eat me. He probably wants to eat everybody. And everything. That’s kind of …
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Reason #4,109: What do they even do at this temple?
I can kind of imagine what goes on at the Temple of Malice, and I’m confident it’s not good and I want no part of it. The Temple of Deceit is…what? A gathering place for sleazy car salesmen? A giant escape room? (I might be down with that last one.) Maybe they secretly host surprise …
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Reason #4,108: Not the Temple of Friendship
Seriously, who builds these things? Why don’t you just build a Temple of Friendship or something? There’s a marketing person out there who really needs to be fired for this.
10,000 Reasons Why the MTG Multiverse is a Terrible Place to Live 