they plan to kill you – 10,000 Reasons Why the MTG Multiverse is a Terrible Place to Live

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Reason #8,658: At least this one’s small

Seriously, that doesn’t make it better. It’s a dragon, and a “killing machine from birth.” And it’s only gonna get bigger.

Reason #4,219: Help, help, I’m being suppressed.

Aside from the question of whether life on Esper actually wants to be infused with etherium, we do all know what suppression means here, right? My desire to visit Alara has precipitously decreased.