Reason #64: An armpit seems like a really bad place for a mouth.

Sorry, I meant face. That’s a whole face under there. Can’t say I’ve ever run into anyone in my world with a face in their armpit. Maybe you have, I don’t know. Feel kind of bad for this guy. If I had a face in my armpit, I don’t think I’d be very happy about …

Reason #4,219: Help, help, I’m being suppressed.

Aside from the question of whether life on Esper actually wants to be infused with etherium, we do all know what suppression means here, right? My desire to visit Alara has precipitously decreased.

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