Trolls and giants don’t live in Bretagard, and I don’t notice these guys going after any trolls or giants. Just sayin’.
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Reason #3,312: NOT NOW, VORINCLEX.
Get in line, buddy! We’ve got enough junk going on here on Kaldheim, already! I do not have time for your Phyrexian nonsense right now. Good grief, we still haven’t even dealt with the trolls yet. Hey, Arni! Do you know where I can find a Phyrexian-to-English dictionary around here?
Reason #3,307: The chief cause of problems is solutions.
You’re on your own, Arni.
Reason #3,306: Well, that’s one troll down.
Was that you Arni? That wasn’t me. Where’d that come from?
Reason #3,305: Just one?
That’s all, Arni? Just one troll? Good job, you beat one troll. Well, guess what? You woke up a whole stupid pack of them! You woke up all of them! They’re everywhere! How are you going to get rid of ALL the trolls, Arni? Your gods aren’t even immortal. You have a doomskar that swallowed …
Reason #3,304: You reap what you sow.
You provoked the trolls. You got trolls. What did you expect?
Reason #3,303: –night soil.
Night soil.
Reason #3,302: We certainly wouldn’t want to do anything to provoke them.
Well–
Reason 3,301: Oh, for crying out loud!
What did I just say? Ok. Maybe if we just leave them alone, they’ll go back to sleep.
Reason #3,300: It’s not a hill.
It’s a troll. Please don’t wake it up.
10,000 Reasons Why the MTG Multiverse is a Terrible Place to Live 