trust – 10,000 Reasons Why the MTG Multiverse is a Terrible Place to Live

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Reason #7,651: Keep that away from my head.

I don’t know what you have in mind, MTG Multiverse, but we have some real trust issues going on between us.

Reason #6,629: The thief of crowns

Meet Oko. On Magic’s digital platform, MTG Arena, whenever Oko creates a food token, he says, “It’s not poisoned. Trust me.” Hold on, Oko. Who said anything about poison? I didn’t say anything about poison. Why are we talking about poison, Oko? Should I be concerned? SHOULD I BE CONCERNED?

Reason #2,449: Braingeyser

What even is going on here? Is this a metaphor? I don’t trust you, MTG Multiverse.