You know what you could also do instead of letting it walk the lands? You could let it rest in peace. Or maybe you could NOT turn it into a zombie in the first place.
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Reason #799: The turtle of your dreams
I never said they were good dreams. What the crud even is that…nose? The thing coming out of its neck. It looks like an elephant’s trunk, except it’s coming out of the wrong place. Trunks go on your face. Not there. Stay out of my dreams, turtle. And while you’re at it, stay out of …
10,000 Reasons Why the MTG Multiverse is a Terrible Place to Live 