10,000 Reasons Why the MTG Multiverse is a Terrible Place to Live
MTG is fun. The MTG Multiverse is not.
Here’s a hint: there are three rats. Do you see it? Yes, the combination of animation with an advanced state of decay is unnatural, but they all exhibit this characteristic. It’s the eyes. The rat on the right has more eyes than the other two rats. Why do you have four-eyed rats, MTG Multiverse? You’re …
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MTG Multiverse, it seems like either you learned nothing from our previous conversation or you’re just doing this out of spite. Whatever the case, I’m unimpressed.
This dude’s sword is exploding? Also ouch. Also not normal. Swords aren’t supposed to do that.
Looks painful. And not normal.
I don’t get the sense that these things are benevolent, either. Now, I also don’t get the sense that they’re terribly malicious, but sometimes the indifferent force of nature can be more frightening than enemy bearing evil intent. I expect these things are scaring more than just crows. Be honest, if you heard or saw …
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Most of the time, I’d say, “Sure, you want laser eyes? That’s cool. If that’s what you want.” However. This is the MTG Multiverse, and usually when stuff gets changed here, it’s not for the better. Or it’s not what you want or think you’re getting. What is the Mirari and why does it make …
Something about the description there makes me uneasy. It probably has Eldrazi or something inside it.
But I’m skeptical. Unless you’re hiding some unnaturally small people with unnaturally big hands inside that cloak, that’s a lot of hands there for just one person. Even if you had the right number of hands though, I still wouldn’t take that apple.
This is not natural guys. Come on! Whose idea was this?
10,000 Reasons Why the MTG Multiverse is a Terrible Place to Live 