10,000 Reasons Why the MTG Multiverse is a Terrible Place to Live
MTG is fun. The MTG Multiverse is not.
Seems to me like the horses in the MTGverse really get the short end of the stick. Like this one, which got murdered by its rider, who turned out to be a werewolf. Or that one horse that went crazy and turned into a cannibal. Or the one that became one with its rider (and …
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Those Eldrazi. I dunno guys. Too many legs. It even looks like the axe is part of…whatever this is. Is this healthy? Is this thing happy? Does it enjoy its existence? Does it feel fulfilled?
Rats are not supposed to be on fire.
Does anyone else notice the eyes in there? Or the teeth? Or the howling? No? Just me? Okay, that’s cool. Y’all go on in. Have fun. I’m just gonna be somewhere else. Like maybe a different multiverse.
Hey, look. This one has eyes on all its knees and elbows. Great places to have eyes. Yup.
This is not normal. Just a bunch of junk, walking around, doing…what? You can’t keep something like this around, people. You’re not going to use it as, say, a school crossing guard. Some kid’s gonna get impaled with all the random sharp things poking out. And the rust? Make sure you have your tetanus shots, …
Continue reading “Reason #2,299: Where do these things come from?”
Take a look at this creature’s mouths. It’s a little hard to make out, but I definitely count 3 mouths: one in the normal place, one in the left shoulder, and one in the left abdomen. There might also be one in the left knee, the right pec, and a couple more across the chest. …
Forgive me if I’m skeptical, though. These are goblins we’re talking about. How does that even work, anyway? They melt some artifact down in a vat of caustic…who knows what? And out pop more goblins? I probably don’t want to know.
NOPE.
Lightning skeleton elementals? What is wrong with the weather here?!?
10,000 Reasons Why the MTG Multiverse is a Terrible Place to Live 