Well, maybe some of them did at least. It didn’t work. There was collateral damage. I wonder when exactly the people of Yotia realized that the MTG Multiverse was a terrible place to live.
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Reason #3,340: “Adrift in the currents of time” doesn’t sound good.
The MTG Multiverse always has some cataclysmic crisis that needs averting. So when I say, “What were you thinking getting adrift in the currents of time?” Teferi will answer, “It was the only way to stop the [insert crisis here].” I get it. Let me throw out an idea here. Maybe we’re being a little …
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Reason #79: Urza raises red flags
Urza here is said to be “…pushing the boundaries of both possibility and morality.” Pushing the boundaries of morality, guys. I hope I don’t have to explain this one. Although apparently Urza kinda missed the boat on this one. Look, if one of your friends starts saying, “Hey, wanna go push the boundaries of morality?”, …
Reason #2,776: More bad weather
Looks gross. Sounds gross. Probably feels gross, or worse. Wouldn’t surprise me if it melts your flesh or gives you some disease. The weather here is just messed up.
10,000 Reasons Why the MTG Multiverse is a Terrible Place to Live 