Reason #7,302: I told you not to build your house there.

Peas and crackers! You guys remember the Eldraine tournament ground, right? Built under an active volcano? Well. Looks like someone thought it would be a good idea to build a whole city beneath an active volcano. They were wrong. I seem to recall someone saying this was not a good idea. It appears some other …

Reason #1,814: When you have to go inside to get some fresh air

So, air by itself usually isn’t bad. It’s things in the air that make it bad. Like ash from, say, a forest fire or volcanic eruption. Or if a nuclear power plant melted down and now there’s radiation all over the place. This wind sounds just…bad. Who knows why? Certainly looks bad.

Reason #3,009: Eldraine also has public safety issues

Yeah, you remember those mountain roads in Innistrad without guardrails? Well, not to be outdone, Eldraine decided to build a tournament ground at the base of an active volcano.

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