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Reason #775: I like my face.

I mean, I get it. I’m probably being narrow minded. Or something. There are any number of reasons why I might be the problem here. But…we have a giant man-thing made of paper birds(?) floating upside-down. It has no face. Water is coming out of the hole in its head, flowing through the roof of …

Reason #9,713: Not even planeswalkers are immune to waterfalls

Also, this Vraska character sounds like a real nice character. Although maybe she’s turned over a new leaf here or something? Still. Anyway. Vraska: “Uh, oh.” Jace: “Don’t tell me. We’re about to go over a huge waterfall.” Vraska: “Yup.” Jace: “Sharp rocks at the bottom?” Vraska: “Most likely.” Jace: “Bring it on. Booyaaaaaaaah-haahaahaaaaaaaaaaaah–“