The ecological consequences of poor agricultural practices can be pretty far reaching. Maybe this would explain the bad weather? That doesn’t mean you’re off the hook, Ravnica. You’re still dumb.
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Reason #3,308: Frost giants
“Elemental mayhem” Can we just make that a ‘nope’? Is that an option? Please?
Reason #2,914: Another place I don’t want to live
Or be anywhere near at all. Yikes. It’s like the MTG Multiverse is a giant magnet for crazy junk like this, especially locations with higher populations.
Reason #6,815: They call it ‘bad weather.’
On Amonkhet, this would be the cataclysmic destruction brought on by a megalomaniacal dragon with aspirations to tyrannical deification. On Ravnica, this is…bad weather. I’m having a hard time believing that the inhabitants of the city of Ravnica haven’t just died out. Why would anyone with a lick of common sense choose to remain in …
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Reason #889: The weather isn’t any better here.
Something about the description there makes me uneasy. It probably has Eldrazi or something inside it.
Reason #7,419: Today’s weather calls for snakes made of lightning.
Yup, the weather out here is still horrifying.
Reason #6,032: Nothing sinister happening here
It’s fine. Everything’s fine. They’re just…camping out or something. Right? Those robes, it’s probably just a bit cold outside. Gotta stay warm. And the knife… . And the spiked braziers… . It’s fine.
Reason #3,890: Not all storms come from the sky.
This one’s wearing armor. That’s great.
Reason #9,522: Bad Movie References
Remember our good friend, the Munitions Expert? And remember his menagerie? I know what you were thinking back then. I was thinking the same thing: No, the world doesn’t need any more flying sharks. Pretty sure we’re good here. Well, guess what. Ikoria heard you, and Ikoria said, “Hold on. We respectfully disagree.” So now …
Reason #2,776: More bad weather
Looks gross. Sounds gross. Probably feels gross, or worse. Wouldn’t surprise me if it melts your flesh or gives you some disease. The weather here is just messed up.