10,000 Reasons Why the MTG Multiverse is a Terrible Place to Live
MTG is fun. The MTG Multiverse is not.
We all know the story of Frankenstein’s monster, so I’m not going to get into the obvious questions of animating constructs made from the parts of corpses. What I want to know is this: they call it the ‘prized’ amalgam. Does that mean there’s…a competition or something for this kind of thing? Are they giving …
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Guessing that little fellow there is Yawgmoth. Guessing he’s about to make this simple trade with this mad god. This is going to end well.
“I was raised to be charming, not sincere.” – Prince Charming, Into the Woods
Yeah, you remember those mountain roads in Innistrad without guardrails? Well, not to be outdone, Eldraine decided to build a tournament ground at the base of an active volcano.
I doubt that an iron cage would prove much of an obstacle for someone who can do this. As an aside though, you probably wouldn’t have nearly as many problems with zombies if you’d just leave the dead alone. Stop bringing them back from the grave! Do you think maybe this kind of thing could …
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10,000 Reasons Why the MTG Multiverse is a Terrible Place to Live 