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Reason #2,188: The acrid smell of sudden death

Overtime at a football game this is not. What it is, though: crud, I don’t know what’s going on here. It made the armor unwearable? That sounds bad. I don’t know what sudden death smells like, but I think that’s an experience I’m fine not having. What in the world, guys? What in the world? …

Reason #1,187: Free lobotomy with admission

This card makes me uncomfortable, because things are obviously gonna go south real fast for this guy. And given that we’re dealing with the Rakdos Guild here, the fact that this situation won’t end well for the blindfolded fellow is not an assumption; it’s an inevitability. But there’s something that doesn’t make sense to me. …

Reason #2,299: Where do these things come from?

This is not normal. Just a bunch of junk, walking around, doing…what? You can’t keep something like this around, people. You’re not going to use it as, say, a school crossing guard. Some kid’s gonna get impaled with all the random sharp things poking out. And the rust? Make sure you have your tetanus shots, …

Reason #2,681: Maybe get this guy some pants?

Honestly, pants are probably the least of this guy’s problems. Blood tears are bad, but…soul tears? What the crud? This does not sound like a good way to go. I don’t know how something like this happens to someone, but good grief. Oh. It’s the Orzhov Syndicate. Welcome to Ravnica. Make sure you know who’s …