You saw what happened with the Feaster of Fools. I just want to make sure you understand what you’re getting into here. When this ends poorly, don’t come crying to me.
Who in their right mind says, “You know what I need? A horn that projects screaming ghosts when I blow it.” Why is there so much screaming around here? Oh right. Cause THE MTG MULTIVERSE IS A TERRIBLE PLACE TO LIVE.
Who comes up with these ideas? Can we talk about this? Do we really need a hole in the world that bad? I mean, what could be so terrible that we need to put a hole in the… Oh, crud.
A mind made of swamp flotsam. Seriously? What is wrong with you people?