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Reason 3,301: Oh, for crying out loud!
What did I just say? Ok. Maybe if we just leave them alone, they’ll go back to sleep.
Reason #4,987: That’s what I just said.
Reckless + Fire = Self Immolation And as usual, no one is listening. Just sayin’.
Reason #3,321: You do realize he’s going to eat you when you summon him, right?
You saw what happened with the Feaster of Fools. I just want to make sure you understand what you’re getting into here. When this ends poorly, don’t come crying to me.
Reason #7,302: I told you not to build your house there.
Peas and crackers! You guys remember the Eldraine tournament ground, right? Built under an active volcano? Well. Looks like someone thought it would be a good idea to build a whole city beneath an active volcano. They were wrong. I seem to recall someone saying this was not a good idea. It appears some other …
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Reason #3,010: This is what happens when you build your tournament grounds next to an active volcano.
I warned them. You all saw it. I warned them.
Reason #748: Why do you need a ‘kill-suit’?
Especially one that may well be just as much of a threat to the wearer as anyone else? I just told y’all you shouldn’t be running around with so many knives. I JUST told you. I don’t think they’re listening to me.
Reason 7,545: Stop it with the corpses!
I told you to stop digging up the graves! Why don’t you listen?
10,000 Reasons Why the MTG Multiverse is a Terrible Place to Live 