Tag Archives: why would you do that?
Reason 3,301: Oh, for crying out loud!
What did I just say? Ok. Maybe if we just leave them alone, they’ll go back to sleep.
Reason #1,684: What do you get when you cross a ghost with a corpse?
Hey look, more reanimated corpses. But this time we took a disembodied spirit and jammed it in a dead body that was not its own. Does this seem like a good idea to anyone? What are we even trying to accomplish here?
Reason #3,583: But why?
Reason #887: Why stop there?
Reason #6,081: Bad ideas with a side of bad ideas
Who in their right mind says, “You know what I need? A horn that projects screaming ghosts when I blow it.” Why is there so much screaming around here? Oh right. Cause THE MTG MULTIVERSE IS A TERRIBLE PLACE TO LIVE.
Reason #4,398: In what world is this a good idea?
Frankly, the question kind of answers itself. But still. Who thought this was a good idea? And what even is that thing in its head? And why a zombie? What is going on here? Come on, MTG Multiverse. Stop trolling us. You just look dumb.
Reason #3,814: Oh, don’t do that!
Did you not hear what I just said about the Ashmouth? The lack of guardrails is a bad thing! It’s a giant, magmatic hell-pit. Don’t go jumping into it! What is wrong with these people?!? I mean, if everyone was jumping off a bridge, and someone asked if you wanted to come along, would you…no. …