“Elemental mayhem” Can we just make that a ‘nope’? Is that an option? Please?
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Reason #2,914: Another place I don’t want to live
Or be anywhere near at all. Yikes. It’s like the MTG Multiverse is a giant magnet for crazy junk like this, especially locations with higher populations.
Reason #5,129: Even more trust issues
They say “steel in their souls”. If this were any other context I’d know this was just a metaphor, but this is the MTG Multiverse. How many times have we run into things like this that are actually meant literally? Yes. Of course, I know it’s a metaphor, so don’t at me. The point is, …
Reason #7,300: Don’t build your house here.
What are these things? Leylines? Geysers? Steam vents? Light? I’m sure wizards would go crazy for any of these things, but I feel like it would be a real problem building a house anywhere near here. Just not very foundationally stable.
10,000 Reasons Why the MTG Multiverse is a Terrible Place to Live 