10,000 Reasons Why the MTG Multiverse is a Terrible Place to Live
MTG is fun. The MTG Multiverse is not.
Or you might have to share anyhow. Koma is obviously Kaldheim’s analog to the Norse Jormungandr, the World Serpent. According to Norse mythology, Jormungandr kicks off Ragnarok when he releases his tail, thrashes his way on to land, and covers half the world in his venom. I’ve no doubt that the MTG Multiverse would let …
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Oh, hey there. So you’re the Realm Eater? Is that some sort of world-ending, apocalyps monster? If you’re going to eat the world, do you think you could make sure to get Vorinclex while your at it? I mean, he is part of this world, at this moment. Just watch out for that Phyrexian oil; …
When I told you to lay off the flying sharks, Ikoria, I didn’t mean you should go an make something else…like this.
This makes sense; you’re a wolf. Just sayin’, though, your teeth game is definitely on point here. … I’m just going to go find a big stone castle and never come out.
10,000 Reasons Why the MTG Multiverse is a Terrible Place to Live 