The MTG Multiverse always has some cataclysmic crisis that needs averting. So when I say, “What were you thinking getting adrift in the currents of time?” Teferi will answer, “It was the only way to stop the [insert crisis here].” I get it. Let me throw out an idea here. Maybe we’re being a little …
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That’s where they came from. Why am I not surprised?
Guessing that little fellow there is Yawgmoth. Guessing he’s about to make this simple trade with this mad god. This is going to end well.
So, you’re telling me this is the guy buried in that bleeding tomb whose corpse is now “a wound in the universe”? Oh no, I absolutely believe you. I just wanted to make sure we’re on the same page here. Same Yawgmoth, right? Yes? Ok. Something must have gone catastrophically wrong here.
So you’re telling me that black stuff seeping out the tomb here is Yawgmoth’s blood? That’s A LOT of blood. Who was this character? Probably some horrible, giant monster from space or something. Probably, I dunno, has acid spit. Just trying to picture what could cause a “wound in the universe” per se. Sounds real …
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