10,000 REASONS

Magic: the Gathering is a fun game, but I don’t think I’d want to live in the MTG Multiverse. From spiders that are way bigger than they should be, to dudes carrying unsafe numbers of knives, to giant volcanic hell-pits, the world of Magic can take inhospitality to staggering heights. So let’s explore just how bad the MTGverse is.

  • Reason #775: I like my face.

    February 26, 2022 by

    I mean, I get it. I’m probably being narrow minded. Or something. There are any number of reasons why I might be the problem here. But…we have a giant man-thing made of paper birds(?) floating upside-down. It has no face. Water is coming out of the hole in its head, flowing through the roof of… Read more

  • Reason #771: One of these things is not like the others.

    January 17, 2022 by

    Here’s a hint: there are three rats. Do you see it? Yes, the combination of animation with an advanced state of decay is unnatural, but they all exhibit this characteristic. It’s the eyes. The rat on the right has more eyes than the other two rats. Why do you have four-eyed rats, MTG Multiverse? You’re… Read more

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