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10,000 REASONS

Magic: the Gathering is a fun game, but I don’t think I’d want to live in the MTG Multiverse. From spiders that are way bigger than they should be, to dudes carrying unsafe numbers of knives, to giant volcanic hell-pits, the world of Magic can take inhospitality to staggering heights. So let’s explore just how bad the MTGverse is.

  • Reason #4,795: Inside-out

    January 30, 2023 by

    Not that I’d put it beyond the MTG Multiverse to poop out some living nightmare like this, but after thinking about this one, part of me thinks someone just glued a bunch of teeth to a fiberglass frame. (As we well know, the MTG Multiverse isn’t lacking in sources of such teeth.) I mean, where… Read more

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