Magic: the Gathering is a fun game, but I don’t think I’d want to live in the MTG Multiverse. From spiders that are way bigger than they should be, to dudes carrying unsafe numbers of knives, to giant volcanic hell-pits, the world of Magic can take inhospitality to staggering heights. So let’s explore just how bad the MTGverse is.
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Reason #3,770: There goes the sun.
They blot out the sun. For five days. And they yell the entire time. I gotta ask: why in the world did Nicol Bolas want to conquer this plane? This place is stupid. Why would anyone want to live here? Ravnica is stupid! Nicol Bolas is stupid! This whole stupid multiverse is stupid! … I’m… Read more
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Reason #8,388: Remember those angels that folks were worshiping?
Was this one of them? Cause I get the impression this one probably isn’t looking to preserve the well-being of others. Also, it’s still not a god. Also, your gods are still lame.
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