Reason #6,127: Bring out your dead

All these zombie knights running around, it’s like Death retired and the four horsemen of the apocalypse decided to have tryouts to replace him. Or maybe they’re all going to a convention or something? I’d hate to be the group that had booked the hall next to that one. Like, you’re a bunch of dentists, and you show up for your dentist TED talk in room B20, and this guy and the Murderous Rider and all their buddies are walking into B21. I think at that point, maybe you just turn around and close up your practice and move to another plane.