I have a cousin who loves crab legs. I think I might have had them for the first time with her. She’d be very disappointed with the MTG Multiverse, because apparently the crab legs here are really bad. And that’s only if you can get past the chitin at all, which sounds like a giant if.
Literally.
This crab is the size of a house. Crabs should not be that large. I’m gonna keep saying it: how do the ecosystems in these worlds support this kind of nonsense?!?
10,000 Reasons Why the MTG Multiverse is a Terrible Place to Live 