Reason #6,500: Don’t cut yourself

Surprisingly, we’re not talking about issues with knives here. We’re talking about the landscape. This place just looks inhospitable. Dry, dusty. I lived in Nigeria during harmattan season, and the dust just gets everywhere. I would not want to get stuck outside in this arid mesa.

That landscape is super-sharp, though. Look at those hills; you could impale yourself on a rock. That would be bad. And are those thorny things supposed to be tumbleweeds? Please don’t tell the people of Ravnica about this place. They have enough issues with knives as is. They don’t need more sharp things to hurt themselves with.

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